(with affection to J.G.)

Q: How many Jane Galts does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Gather around, my darlings, while I explain something about the lightbulb industry. I worked in a lightbulb factory in lower Manhattan when I was a wee lass…

(1000 words later)

…round and round until the handle breaks off. My liberal Democratic friends all agree.