Nick Kristoff had a column today about going to a gun show that
Instapundit and
Jeff Goldstein are ripping on. It inspired me to finish my description of the gun show I saw.
For your enjoyment: one person’s impression of one gun show. Your mileage may vary.
I went to a gun and knife show recently with my long-suffering fiancée and a gay couple who are friends of ours. Instapundit had talked about them a lot, and I wanted to see one for myself.
One of the guys is an NRA member and a gun enthusiast. He grew up in rural Texas, was an Eagle scout, and did ROTC for a while. He has four guns- a hunting rifle, an automatic pistol, a shotgun and a sniper rifle. He wanted to buy a clip for his pistol and invited us along because he knew I was curious. We went to the George R. Brown convention center in Houston, parked on a side road. I wanted to look at bumper stickers in the parking lot, but didn’t feel that my company would indulge me. Out of about eight cars along the way, I saw three cars with bumper stickers- a truck that said “Rush is Right!” and “USMC”, a truck with a sticker of the Confederate flag that said, “I’d Rather Be Historically Accurate Than Politically Correct”, and a car with an American flag.
We paid our five bucks and went in. To get in, you have to walk past a huge sign that says that all guns must be unloaded, even for people who have a concealed gun license. Then you walk past an NRA recruitment booth at the end of the table.
I hesitate to guess how many dealers were there, but it was probably in the neighborhood of 50. The attendees were probably about 80% male, and most appeared to be in their 30s, 40s or 50s. The ethnic mix was unremarkable for Texas. It’s very unlikely that any of the dealers was doing anything illegal. I say that because there were a lot of cops in attendance, shopping around. There must have been even more in street clothes, because my friend overheard one of them buying a gun that couldn’t be sold to civilians. The dealer warned him that he couldn’t re-sell it to just anyone, and he said that he wasn’t going to resell it. Policemen were the most visible group. There were a smattering of people that struck me as militia types, but they could have just been hunters or camouflage enthusiasts.
The most common guns for sale were hunting rifles, followed by handguns. There were a smattering of semi-automatic assault rifles, and surprisingly few shotguns. The few shotguns were labeled “shotguns/ riot guns.” (I’m surprised because I had the impression that shotguns were ideal for home defense, because they make a scary pumping noise that scares intruders, don’t pass through walls like bullets, and don’t need to be aimed as carefully.) More dealers sold knifes and swords than shotguns. A few large tables sold ammo. I hadn’t realized that it’s legal to sell a gun after the government bans it; it’s just illegal to manufacture it. One dealer seemed to specialize in pre-ban assault rifles. They were very expensive.
In addition to gun dealers, there were tables selling accessories like gun safes, clips and scopes, books, beef jerky, first aid kits, and blowguns. Two booths sold devices that were supposed to turn your semi-automatic rifle into a full automatic. Most of the books were about military history or the history of a specific gun. Both of the books stands had small sections with books about bomb-making and whatnot like “The Poor Man’s James Bond” and “The Anarchist Cookbook.” There were a few books explicitly for revolutionaries, including (I’m paraphrasing from memory) “101 Things to Do Before the Revolution.” One of the little chapters was called, “Don’t be a terrorist.” Good advice, I’d think. It explained that terrorists target civilians, while guerillas target government employees and property. It suggests that you be a guerilla, not a terrorist.
I didn’t see any Confederate flags of any sort for sale, but there was one booth of Nazi memorabilia. Some of it was clearly reproduction, and some of it might have been authentic. There were flags, a plate, a lot of helmets and badges, daggers, and a gun.
The most fearsome thing I saw there wasn’t a gun (after a while, all the semi-automatics began to look alike), but a bullet. It was about the size of a Sharpie marker. I asked what it was for, and the dealer said that it was for use in mounted machine guns. I asked what you use them for, and he said the military uses them in nests and bolted to vehicles like armored personnel carriers. Civilians just use them for fun. I didn’t see any mounted machine guns for sale.
I didn’t talk to anyone but dealers. They were all friendly while they showed me their wares. One dealer had to show me how to look through the sight on a rifle, because I clearly had no idea. He laughed and said, “You don’t do much shooting, do you?” I said no, and he said, “It’s all right.”
I brought home some souvenirs. Various booths were selling gag money with the face of Bush, Clinton, Hillary or Gore, and I bought some. I wish I had a scanner, but I’ll try to describe them.
- the $2001 bill featuring “Commander Bush”. At the top, it says, “Revenge Promissory Note”, and says “Legal tender for the wretched hides of all terrorist cowards. ‘Lets Roll!’”. Some of the text: “Long Live Freedom,” “Dick Cheney, Vice President,” “Colin Powell, Secretary of State.” On the back, it has pictures of the WTC and the Pentagon, and says “Dedicated to the memory of those lost on this day of infamy- September 11, 2001”. The serial number is “I4NI91101”.
- the $13 “Asian States of America” bill with a drawing of Clinton with a skullcap and pigtails. Under his picture, it says “Ah So Bill”. Some of the text: “Fire J. Reno,” “We Love Rush,” “Fundraising by Chung Hung Low,” (following some Chinese characters) “Huang Hung Low- Treasurer of Amerika,” “E Pluribus Coitus- Union Made.” The serial number is all mock Chinese characters.
- the “sex” dollar bill that says “Madison Guaranty Note” and features a picture of “Slick Willie” surrounded by pot leaves. Some of the text: “Monika Blowinski, Affairs Secretary,” “Vermin Gordon, Golfer and Gofer”, “This note is legal tender for all affairs but mostly pubic and private”. The serial number is “001CU8692”
- the $3 “Hillary Rodham” bill that, again, said “Madison Guaranty Note” across the top. Hillary is dressed as the Statue of Liberty. Some of the text: “This note is legal tender for Hillary’s plane trips and campaign debts,” “E. Pluribus Coverupus,” “Webb Hubbell, Campaign Manager, “Susan McDougal, Jailhouse Confidant,” “Liarus Congenitum.” The serial number is “COW10000F”
- the $4 “Liberal Reserve Note” with Al Gore, for the “Socialist States of America.” Some of the text: “This note is legal liberal tender backed by Beijing National Bank, China,” “No controlling legal authority,” “Union funds bribe money,” “E. Pluribus Smokempot,” “Bill Clinton, Morals and Policy Advisor,” “Buddhist Temple, Hacienda Heights, CA, Chief Fund Raiser.” There’s a seal that says “The Right to Bear Arms” that’s been crossed out. The serial number is “I(heart)1970SPOT.”
I’ve now been to one gun show. Big deal. They’re not for me, but there’s nothing wrong with them. But it seems silly at best, dangerous at worst, to have a special kind of room called a “gun show” where certain gun laws don’t count. I'd like to see the gun-show loophole closed on a federal level. That’s all anyone is asking for.
UPDATE:
Glenn Reynolds, who is a smart law professor, assures me that there's no such thing as the gun show loophole.
Every law that applies anywhere applies at a gun show. But federal law allows people who aren't in the business of selling firearms to do so without complying with the background check provisions, etc. If you're a licensed gun dealer, you have to comply with those laws whether or not you're at a gun show. If you're not a licensed gun dealer, you don't have to comply with those laws, whether or not you're at a gun show.
Eric Vetter, who is... not a smart law professor, assures me of the same thing in my comments:
Enough already! Are you a liar [you know there is no loophole but say it anyway] or stupid [gee, I hear tell of the loophole so I will just parrot the talking points like the Mind Numbed Robot I am], because those are really the only 2 options regarding your "gun show loophole" comment. Show us this "loophole" please. If it exists you should be able to link to a document or at least site one...But it DOES NOT EXIST and never has. But you are a liberal, so I suppose reality is too trite or annoying when you seek to advance an agenda, but PLEASE! Bloggers are essentially too smart for the typical lib bullshit, so either amend your blog or suffer the consequences of being Ralled!
Glenn, I'm sure that you're telling the truth. Eric, you're making me weary, man.